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Dear_Gnome: An open letter community for WoW
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[May. 30th, 2012|10:25 am] |
Dear tank,
No really, you shouldn't skip any of the trash in the first area of Dire Maul West. Especially not all the Ironbark Protectors. It's a good idea to kill them all before attempting to go after Tendris Warpwood.
Seriously. I want everything with foliage burned. This is Ferngully, we are Hexxus. KILL TREES NOW.
Don't do the boss until all the trash is clear. We will wipe. Don't do the boss until all the trash is clear. We will wipe.
Sure, just running to the boss would be "faster". In a sense. We'll get to him quicker and we'll die quicker. Then we'll have to run back, or more likely I will have to run back while you lay on the floor whining for a rez. Just kill the trees please.
The only mobs that get killed are the ones on the side you choose to take. I sigh, knowing what's going to happen soon and not dropping group only out of a twisted desire to see you get smushed. Sure I know I'll die too, but so will you. You aggro the boss, attack him for a bit, and then he calls in the trees.
Surprise! The remaining Protectors were all over us like ents on Isengard. Of course we wiped. Also unsurprisingly, your friendly neighborhood Spider-Girl zombie priest was to blame for not keeping everyone up through the arboreal assault. Never mind the fact that I said we were going to wipe if all the trees were not dead. It was still my fault for not keeping your stupid GOGOGO ass up.
Somehow I bet you gunned straight for Mograine in SM Cathedral without clearing everything and were surprised by that wipe too.
/facepalm,
a long-suffering priest |
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| You... you can't be serious. |
[May. 30th, 2012|03:16 am] |
Dear first rogue from my Well of Eternity run today,
I d/c at the beginning, and I'm thankful you guys don't kick me. Sorry, my internet cord is broken, trying to keep it in till I get a new one next year because one more week of college makes that pointless till September.
When we get to the first boss, the tank asks what you're doing. He posts recount. See, normally I wouldn't care. Really I wouldn't.
This is Well of Eternity. Like all the things crit.
HOW DO YOU PULL 7K. THE OTHER DPS AND I HAD LIKE 30K. The tank asks if you're autoattacking or something, like, how do you do that. And you say, in some form of the phrase,
"Yes because I don't like when people say numbers are everything when it doesn't really matter lol"
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When we were still trying to figure you out after the kick went through, the next rogue came in and told us that they were "Pretty sure [they] could at least out-dps THAT."
To an extent I will agree with you, first rogue... Just get back to me when my shoulders stop hurting. I hope your groups get you doing SOME sort of dps or it just hurts the whole group... ><;
No love,
The priest who ended the run with the hunter(?) reminding us that "don't worry guys, we'll be fine because dps doesn't really matter", after which we all proceeded to punch Mannoroth in the face with a TON of dps. |
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| Just a couple of pet peeves |
[May. 30th, 2012|10:04 am] |
Dear LFRers,
Is it really so hard to wait until loot has been rolled and distributed before you go and start the next encounter? If I'm just there for one boss I hate feeling obligated to stay for the next fight because some impatient idiot couldn't wait the couple of minutes for the rolls to time out. On the flip side I hate being in a fight and then losing a handful off people once the loot gets passed out because other people don't have my sense of obligation.
Signed
The DK whose LFR group actually wiped on Blackhorn because as soon as the conq. chest token rolled out the three priest healers bailed mid fight.
Dear tanks,
When taunt swapping please stand side by side and not with one of you in front of the boss and the other behind. This is annoying as all fuck for melee, I don't want to have to move unless I have to and I really should not have to move when two tanks are taunt swapping for a run on the mill debuff. It's even worse when you do it on a fight like Blackhorn since the easiest way to avoid shockwave is to wait until he's spun around and then run through him to the safe side if he's facing you or stay to stay put if he's not facing you. By spinning him you are just adding confusion to the encounter.
Signed
The DK who really does not like dancing.
Dear Blizz,
Four blades of the unmaker!? really?!
Signed
The DK who just wants her second souldrinker before pandas hit preferably. |
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[May. 29th, 2012|07:58 pm] |
Dear Röznie of Echo Isles,
Between needing on LFR versions of the heroic DS items you're wearing and then switching to a full cloth set to troll the entire raid to disenchanting the things you won in front of people actually needing the upgrade who asked nicely, I hope karma bites you in places where the sun don't shine.
Yours truly,
someone who felt genuinely sorry for the people you went to great lengths for to troll and abuse. |
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[May. 29th, 2012|04:52 am] |
Dear RL friend,
You are a champ. No, seriously. You are becoming a rather decent healer, in my unbiased opinion. I've taught (or rather TRIED to teach) other people how to Holy Priest and well. I can't make a silk purse out of a pig's ear. And of course, you're not a pig's ear.
You're fuckin' Gucci. I'm not a very eloquent person, so there you go.
I look forward to the day when we can be badass healers in raids together.
Love,
Alex/Tanahi
Dear Guildies/healing pals,
You've really helped me out these past two weeks. Thanks a ton. A lot of shit's been going wrong for me and I'm grateful to have people to depend upon and vent to. You two are great. Really means a lot.
Love, peace, and bacon grease,
Alex/Tanahi |
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[May. 29th, 2012|12:30 am] |
Playing my fuzzy baby worgen mage, and get this shaman.
He's trying to vote kick people using "Fag" and pulling all kinds of crap in Wailing caverns.
I need on gloves that he needs on, then a staff drops we both need on. I win the gloves, and his first response in party was FUCK YOSU followed by a jk. He's in full heirlooms including heirloom mace so my pity is missing.
I take consolation that assholes like him will have 4 hour kick timers. And Lol, he's mad bro.
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[May. 29th, 2012|12:21 am] |
Hi hi.
Jinko don' usually do dis, but he be bangin' his head against de wall. Peeps be sick inna head.
( trigger warning )
I be dere all growl face at de mobs an' hear dat. make me wan trow up.
So Keyalein, Jinko be hopin' ya take mace to de face. he ain' got much more ta say aftah dat.
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