| Dear jerkface, |
[Jan. 19th, 2013|08:59 pm]
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And when I call you a jerkface, I'm being exceedingly nice.
When you dc, your character runs in place for a moment then disappears as your portrait grays out and is covered with a lightening bolt graphic.
When you afk, you stop moving, period.
So when you pull all the things and SIT DOWN, leaving my plated ass to keep everyone else alive, we know it's not because you "lol sorry I got dc".
You fucking douchewaffle,
Not a tank
Dear Healer,
You were awesome. No one died.
But I'm hoping the only reason Tanky McSitter survived is because you were in full HEAL ALL THINGS freakout mode.
Hugs and your choice of cookies,
Still not a tank, but I can bake cookies :)
Dear Jerkface (again),
The votekick with the reason of "bad tank" had the healer's name on it. It failed. Another vtk popped up with your name on it. You went byebye.
We know how to read, and you're still a douchewaffle,
A pissed off spacegoat >:| |
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| Comments: |
This might be inappropriate, but I can't help myself.
Douchewaffle has to be the greatest thing I ever seen. I commend you and thank you because this will be in my personal lexicon for the rest of my life.
Well thanks, but I take no credit. It's just something I've seen in other rant-type comms. That, and variations of "May you step barefoot on legos".
As a proud owner of a large collection of those, I've done that multiple times and it's quite painful. Particularly, if you step on a corner of one of the bricks.
Definitely a fitting curse/insult regardless. =) | |
