| That is NOT how you say thank you! |
[Jan. 23rd, 2013|04:18 pm]
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Dear Hellzilla. I was in Howling Fjord on my level 90 druid, pet-battling, and herbing/mining while I searched for pets. When I saw you in general chat asking how to get to Dalaran and explaining you were a newbie, I thought "I'm in a good mood, I'll help him out!" So I found you over at the beginning quest hub, invited you to group, and turned into a Sandstone Drake. You didn't have flying yet, and wanted to buy it. So out of the kindness of my heart I flew you all the way to Dalaran. From Howling Fjord. Because I'm nice.
We make small talk on the way, even though CRZ made me drop you twice. (luckily you didn't die either time.) Now I rather wish you had.
Because in the inn at Dalaran, we have this wonderful little conversation:
Hellzilla: one more thing before you go?
Me: ....yes?
Hellzilla: I've been inspecting your toon and it's making me hard. Can we sex chat?
/IGNORE
WHAT makes you think that was acceptable? Before I got the ignore off, you told me you were just joking, but no, dude, you don't get a second chance after pulling that crap. Could you at least do me the courtesy of asking BEFORE I drop you in a safe spot so I could drop your dumb level 68 ass miles above Icecrown?
I like how you assume I'm female, too. I mean yes, I'm playing a female Night Elf, but so does my little brother. ...what also baffled me is, if you were inspecting my toon while we flew, all you'd see is the Sandstone Drake. Do dragons turn you on, man?
(for the record, I'm transmogged into the "of the Fang" leather set - it's not even that risque! |
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Well, there's my daily dose of skeevy.
all you'd see is the Sandstone Drake. Do dragons turn you on, man
I'm sorry you met Richard Knaak in game.
... :D
Win.
Oh, on a completely unrelated note -- did you ever get that Kotmogu win? I've been rather occupied with RL stuff over the past week.
I did! I'm all caught up until 5.2 comes out.
and of course I was drinking tea while reading this comment
You owe me a new keyboard.
I take great pride in transmogging my toons, and I would be equally horrified if someone said that sort of thing to me. :(
that is skeevy as hell man
First! Gross player is GROSS!!! >8( Second! Love the mogg set. XD
LOL, thanks! The number of times I ran through Wailing Caverns to get all the pieces... ARGH.
Edited at 2013-01-24 02:39 am (UTC)
sorry that person was gross ><
though now you gave me an xmog idea! thank you xD
You're welcome! What idea have I given you?
the Of the Fang set :) i forgot how pretty it was, and i dont think i've ever seen anyone use that on my server
Dang, what a jerk!
But really why I'm commenting is to commend you on an absolutely spot-on icon choice for this post.
lol. I realized later there were a number of things I could have replied with.
"Okay! I put on my robe and wizard hat."
"What are you, 12?"
"But I'm 12..."
"It makes my dick hard too." (the last one courtesy of my husband, lol)
+1 to Robe and Wizard Hat.
For some reason, it really has fallen to this weird dichotomy with my female toons, where everyone just calls me "he" automatically, or... skeevy/flirtatious whispers, even back when I spent 90% of my time as a tee.
Sorry you ran into a situation like that.
Also, the arm or of the fang is a rather lovely set :> it always surprises me how nice some of those old low level items look.
Meh. I think that was an overreaction; I would have just laughed at it and sent him on his merry way. | |
