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Captain No-Pants Walks Abroad [Jan. 4th, 2014|03:43 pm]
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[yukie1013]
Dear entirely pantsless N'elf guy running around the DK n00biezone,


Yes, I know, Moon Guard, Pornshire, et cetera, RP is srsbznss, but...let's be real, here.

You have no pants on.

You also have no chestplate, pauldrons, spooky hood, cloak, belt, gauntlets, or greaves on.

You are running amok in your shortie-shorts, bro.

What manner of DK runs amok in his shortie-shorts in full sight of the mighty mighty bossman Arthas himself!? ...I mean...maybe Arthas thinks your no-pants dance funny so he's letting you carry on, but I think the joke'll get old quick. You're probably confusing the heckle-deckle out of your fellow Knights of Acherus, and I don't think Gothik thinks streaking is funny to start with. And the Val'kyr are just not impressed.

And my cantankerous Kaldorei femme? She is really not impressed either. Not with your gams, not with your pecs or junks. It doesn't matter how many times you try to mack on her in whispers (and in l33t). All she is going to tell you to do? Is put on pants before something freezes off.

Also, an Acherus Knight dying unarmoured and utterly pantsless to the Scarlet Crusade is just SILLY.

-Y
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[User Picture]From: enveri
2014-01-04 10:17 pm (UTC)

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You could always make some remark about it being so cold that his outie has obviously become an innie.

(Which is what my lady DK does to shut down unwanted admirers. >.>)

[User Picture]From: yukie1013
2014-01-04 10:40 pm (UTC)

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BWAH XD I'll have to remember that if I see this dude again.
[User Picture]From: enveri
2014-01-04 10:58 pm (UTC)

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I saw something even more clever a few weeks back and I can't remember now what it was or where I found it.

(Because let's be frank, saving things like this is the ONLY way I have of cleverly shutting someone down, because I never think up stuff at that moment. >.> )
[User Picture]From: fiendishlycute
2014-01-05 06:53 am (UTC)

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This rant made me giggle hard core.. It was just so, eloquent!