|Captain No-Pants Walks Abroad
||[Jan. 4th, 2014|03:43 pm]
Dear_Gnome: An open letter community for WoW
Dear entirely pantsless N'elf guy running around the DK n00biezone,|
Yes, I know, Moon Guard, Pornshire, et cetera, RP is srsbznss, but...let's be real, here.
You have no pants on.
You also have no chestplate, pauldrons, spooky hood, cloak, belt, gauntlets, or greaves on.
You are running amok in your shortie-shorts, bro.
What manner of DK runs amok in his shortie-shorts in full sight of the mighty mighty bossman Arthas himself!? ...I mean...maybe Arthas thinks your no-pants dance funny so he's letting you carry on, but I think the joke'll get old quick. You're probably confusing the heckle-deckle out of your fellow Knights of Acherus, and I don't think Gothik thinks streaking is funny to start with. And the Val'kyr are just not impressed.
And my cantankerous Kaldorei femme? She is really not impressed either. Not with your gams, not with your pecs or junks. It doesn't matter how many times you try to mack on her in whispers (and in l33t). All she is going to tell you to do? Is put on pants before something freezes off.
Also, an Acherus Knight dying unarmoured and utterly pantsless to the Scarlet Crusade is just SILLY.