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Dear pugsters doing poorly [Jan. 9th, 2014|08:38 am]
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[rantinan]
Guys guys guys,
When there's 6 out of 17 DPS doing seriously sub par damage, you're going to get called out.
There's no point getting pissy and self righteous when you have not gemmed, enchated, or spent enough time on the isle to replace the blues.
I also know from my alt experience that the older raid content is practicly vomiting free loot these days. A terrace or three and all those nasty blues will be replaced by marvelous purps. You'll feel better about things when peeps aint calling you out for subpar performance.

Special note to the enhance shaman.

After you were called out, you went from 30K to 75K. Being a lazy ass #$%^& might work if you're overgeared, but dude, if you pusha da buttons, you more than double your pew da pew. And then everyone gets to finish the raid early. Hell if you gem, enchant and replace that off hand and pusha da buttons you might challenge me.

Special note to the 2 hunters.

Less damage than the monk heals? I can out do that sorta deeps with my core marksman rifle. Are you asleap there? Also, we have this button. IT CALLS THE PET OFF. Using it in def stance will make the healers not shout at you. See the arcane shot button? its called filler, use it between kill command cooldowns. I feel pitty for poor loque, being used by you.


Signed.. that hunter who was up at the other end of the DPS charts and embarassed as hell
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[User Picture]From: numerauko
2014-01-09 12:24 am (UTC)

HA!

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if you pusha da buttons, you more than double your pew da pew.

Ohmy! I laughed so hard and so abruptly when I read that- I think I hurt myself. I gotta make a macro of that and use it ingame.
[User Picture]From: rantinan
2014-01-09 03:18 am (UTC)

Re: HA!

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Please do. It's hard to convey a bastard French/Australian/Austrian accent over the web but from your response I may have channeled pop perfectly this time.
[User Picture]From: heinous_bitca
2014-01-09 01:52 am (UTC)

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Pets don't cause Nazgrim to gain rage. I used to think it did to, but it doesn't.
[User Picture]From: rantinan
2014-01-09 03:11 am (UTC)

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yar, BUT the heals don't know that, and the getting raged by them at aint worth it. I Should be clear.. Is advice for the hunters not to get raged at by other players, although there is also a certain component of "doin it roite" as for BM, no pet on the target = skuzzy DPS and those orc spell sligners and war shaman need to die ASAP.


Edited at 2014-01-09 03:24 am (UTC)
[User Picture]From: suitablyemoname
2014-01-11 09:07 am (UTC)

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> A terrace or three and all those nasty blues will be replaced by marvelous purps.

Terrace DPS queues on my (full-pop) server were at over two hours long last week, as of 8 PM on a weeknight. Running old content to gear up reeeeeally sucks right now. :-/

Edited at 2014-01-11 09:07 am (UTC)
[User Picture]From: rantinan
2014-01-11 09:19 am (UTC)

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As opposed to the 90 minutes and change the gates wait took?

Yeah I'm not feeling that at all as an excuse.