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[Apr. 3rd, 2016|02:35 am]
Dear_Gnome: An open letter community for WoW

dear_gnome

[moonbeamdanser]
Dear shipyard,

Please, for the love of all things aquatic, stop trying to give me more Left Sharks.  I am already awash in a sea of sharks.  I am drowning in their sharkiness.  It is so damp from humidity in here I fear that I may soon grow my own gills and fins.  I have so many sharks that at this point I could film my own Sharknado sequel and shun the usage of CGI.

Thanks so much, (as I pull another Left Shark that has been snuck into my garrison out from under the drafting table),

~ Greymoon
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[User Picture]From: deathy_the_sock
2016-04-04 02:21 am (UTC)
Honestly the April Fools' patch notes for the garrison had it right...

"Left Shark
Left Shark
Left Shark
Left Shark"...
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[User Picture]From: moonbeamdanser
2016-04-04 04:57 am (UTC)
Haha, I hadn't even seen that to be honest. But yes, it's very accurate!
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[User Picture]From: _dante_sparda_
2016-04-04 06:52 am (UTC)
None shipyard with left shark?
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[User Picture]From: bodacioussylph
2016-04-04 12:54 pm (UTC)
Left Sharks are the Terrible Turnips of this expansion. The first one, your reaction is "YAY new pet I LOVE IT." Before long you're trying to give them away to lower-level guildies and noticing that they're on the AH for a silver....
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[User Picture]From: burnslikeice
2016-04-06 04:36 pm (UTC)
I sympathize.
My Druid has so many of those things popping up it's no longer safe to swim in the harbor. The Left Sharks think Walrus-Form is a tasty seal.

I swear it's the only 'rare' mission I ever get.
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