Dak (dakoura) wrote in dear_gnome,
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Two-Fer!

So I had another thing come up, and rather than double-post, you get a two-for-one special.



Dear Moronic Hunters,

Turn off growl.

No. Really. Turn it off.

/SamuelLJacksonVoice Go the fuck to sleep! TURN GROWL THE FUCK OFF!

...

Okay, fine. You want to tank, so be it. I'm not going to fight with you or your pet on this. It's free XP for me either way. If the healer wants to waste their mana on your pet, that's their business. I wouldn't (and don't when I'm a tree), but that's me.

/Lumbers off to pick up some more mobs
The Annoyed Drood

P.S. - Yes, I know you're not all this bad. If you turn growl off, you're not a idiot. You're a lovely representative of my favorite DPS class and I will always growl for you and your oh so wonderful not-growly pet. <3

(Edit because I was wrong and wasn't paying attention to comm rules. Apologies!)





Dear Priest (whose name I've already forgotten),

We get in to a dungeon, I see you swap specs and watch your mana bottom out. So I sat down, figuring you'd drink or do something mana-regeny.

Instead, you chewed on my ass for not gogogoing.

I just... Whut? I'm sorry?

/Gogogoing
The Really Confused Drood

Tags: druid, fail dps, fail healer, game mechanics, hunter, mists of pandaria, priest, raaaage, what is this i don't even
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